Welcome to Ordain Thyself!

Do you want to be a minister, but you just don't have the time for seminary? Or maybe your desire is to be a rabbi, imam, priest, or swami. Well, this app can't actually ordain you, but it can show you what you would look like and believe if you were ordained.

Features

- Over two dozen religions from around the world
- Awesome graphic overlays
- Tells you what you now believe
- Tells you the founder and date of your religion
- Gives you a sample prayer in your new religion
- Share on Facebook, Twitter, or email

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Am I really ordained?

Well, that depends on what you mean by “ordained.” No, you won’t be able to perform weddings in most states. But, on the other hand, you are definitely holier.

Can I nominate a religion for the app?

Yes! Click on the Contact tab above and send us some info about your preferred religion. Then look for it on the next release.

What if OrdainThyself offends my religious sensibilities?

Then you should probably find an app that can deliver you a better sense of humor.

Where can I get support?

Click on the Contact tab above and let us know how we can help you.

 

Ordain Thyself today!

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Customer Testimonials

Keep on ordaining...

Larry_N

"Still fun to play around with--easy to go through all the religions and build up a handy resume. You never know when it might come in handy..."

Lon Marshall

Lots of fun

Lon Marshall

"Love the app. It would be great if the info about the religion could go with the pictures to Facebook."

etinterrapax

Neat App

etinterrapax

"Sharing your ordination on facebook makes for some interesting discussions. I also really like the update. Being able to switch religions after taking a picture is really handy."